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"You change all the lead sleeping in my head to gold."

skylarkjanina:

kaosunseen:

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THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

-sharkbites:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

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It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

perfect for school lunches

apros3xia:

sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

What a great tip, thanks.

belgd:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

I’ve reblogged this about 3x..not stopping.

belgd:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

I’ve reblogged this about 3x..not stopping.

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

I had such a huge urge to throw something at it so it would hiss and snap it’s jaws lol but I also didn’t want to get kicked out or possibly arrested #crikey #LA #Zoo

I had such a huge urge to throw something at it so it would hiss and snap it’s jaws lol but I also didn’t want to get kicked out or possibly arrested #crikey #LA #Zoo

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

freydis-frostrose:

winchesterradio:

thetiggeress:

I will never not laugh at this video

my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this

My favorite vine in gif form.