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"You change all the lead sleeping in my head to gold..."

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

Anonymous said: draw a ice cream shaving it's legs pls it's for science

egberts:

do you know what i saved this as

i saved it as………………..

SHAVING CREAM

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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cokeflow:

god mom check my FAQ

unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

hullodearie:

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