"You change all the lead sleeping in my head to gold..."
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
Anonymous said: draw a ice cream shaving it's legs pls it's for science
do you know what i saved this as
i saved it as………………..
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up